zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds)

waterandoranges:

Hearing your crush’s voice on the other end of the phone like

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  • white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
  • Japanese people: nope
  • Thai people: nope
  • Black people: nope
  • Latin people: nope
  • Cuban people: nope
  • Native people: nope
  • Korean people: nope
  • Desi people: nope
  • Arab people: nope
  • Queer people: nope
  • Vietnamese people: nope
  • Chinese people: nope
  • Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
  • Jewish people: nope
  • Romani people: nope
  • bursten:

    I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

    relahvant:

    sitting in an exam like

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